When I was stealthily trying to rescue him in AC2, I was wondering how Ezio wasn't cracking up at his loud and rude threats to the guards. I find it funny how he makes threats when, in his situation, he can't actually do anything XD.
I really think I am in love with him. Bartolomeo is amazing, he's so charming and he's like a warm strong bear, his wife is amazing too his whole mission area of defeating the french is amazing-you couldnt have said it better. O god I want a man like him!
batolomeo is AWESOME!! awesome Art, it looks exactly like him i love the part where he bashed on the french "Nothing hangs between your thighs! Infact there is a hole there, so deep it reaches into the ******** underworld!"
I love that guy! I have never heard anyone cuss people up and down like that guy! I remember lingering in my missions to save him or his wife just to hear him say, ""NOTHING dangles between your legs," and other colorful insults. Nice work!