When he goes back to the Homestead he's like "Oh... Oh GOD PIMP DADDY DAVENPORT! My penis appears to have a horrible infection... There is something white escaping from it." Achilles is just like"Deal with it bitch. You're my fucking sex slave."
Yeah. I would like to see Shaun get Desmond pregnant. Desmond would be lying in the Animus like "Ah shit... SHAUN... Shaun! It's coming out! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD!" Then the baby would squirt from his dick and he'd be screaming the whole time. When it finally came out Desmond's dad would say something like "Son, I've always worried about you..." Shaun would just be like"DOn't bleed to death! ~<3"